Ruth Kalinka Designs

3 Responses to “Awesome Lady Gaga Parody: Neutra Face”

1. Tim Says:
   February 6th, 2010 at 9:07 pm

   Haha! That just made my night!

2. Ruth Kalinka Says:
   October 20th, 2010 at 9:30 pm

   I recently learned the real (and dreadfully disappointing) Poker Face lyrics from Glee. Time to update this post with the far more clever Neutra Face lyrics. Enjoy!

   Neutra Face

   I lay it out like they do in magazines
   check out this typeface it’s like smoking nicotine (I love it)
   using Adobe’s not the same without a Mac
   if it was lead it would be lined up on a track

   Oh, oh, oh, oh,
   I’ll mock it up, show you what I got
   Oh, oh, oh, oh,
   I’ll mock it up, show you what I got

   You’ll read my, You’ll read my,
   You can read my Neutra Face
   (Even if it’s bold italic)
   You’ll read my, You’ll read my,
   You can read my Neutra Face
   (Even if it’s bold italic)

   N-n-n-neutra face, n-n-n-neutra face

   Thought about Futura but the em space was to wide
   not even when condensed, believe me I’ve already tried
   Gill sans the G is wack when it’s in lowercase
   Avante Garde you make me hard but like Helvetica you’ve been played

   (Chorus)

   I won’t tell you that you’re modern
   post- or nouveau
   cause I’m hype’n with my type’n
   I’m not freehandin’, letterpressin’, texting or skywriting
   like a finger on a keyboard
   break a nail before I cross you
   see my references, reference this
   check this font cause it’s sans serif

   (Chorus)

3. Ruth Kalinka Says:
   October 21st, 2010 at 11:18 pm

   Ooooh! There’s also a free mp3 available for download!
   http://jarkandmason.blogspot.com/2009/12/dd40-neutra-face-mp3-free-download.html

Leave a Reply