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	<title>Comments on: Awesome Lady Gaga Parody: Neutra Face</title>
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		<title>By: Ruth Kalinka</title>
		<link>http://www.ruthkalinka.com/2009/12/04/awesome-lady-gaga-parody-neutra-face/comment-page-1/#comment-1581</link>
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		<description>Ooooh! There&#039;s also a free mp3 available for download! :-)
http://jarkandmason.blogspot.com/2009/12/dd40-neutra-face-mp3-free-download.html</description>
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		<title>By: Ruth Kalinka</title>
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		<description>I recently learned the real (and dreadfully disappointing) Poker Face lyrics from Glee.  Time to update this post with the far more clever Neutra Face lyrics. Enjoy! :-)

Neutra Face

I lay it out like they do in magazines 
check out this typeface it&#039;s like smoking nicotine (I love it)
using Adobe&#039;s not the same without a Mac 
if it was lead it would be lined up on a track

Oh, oh, oh, oh, 
I&#039;ll mock it up, show you what I got 
Oh, oh, oh, oh, 
I&#039;ll mock it up, show you what I got

You&#039;ll read my, You&#039;ll read my, 
You can read my Neutra Face 
(Even if it&#039;s bold italic) 
You&#039;ll read my, You&#039;ll read my, 
You can read my Neutra Face 
(Even if it&#039;s bold italic)

N-n-n-neutra face, n-n-n-neutra face

Thought about Futura but the em space was to wide 
not even when condensed, believe me I&#039;ve already tried 
Gill sans the G is wack when it&#039;s in lowercase 
Avante Garde you make me hard but like Helvetica you&#039;ve been played

(Chorus)

I won&#039;t tell you that you&#039;re modern 
post- or nouveau 
cause I&#039;m hype&#039;n with my type&#039;n 
I&#039;m not freehandin&#039;, letterpressin&#039;, texting or skywriting 
like a finger on a keyboard 
break a nail before I cross you 
see my references, reference this 
check this font cause it&#039;s sans serif

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I recently learned the real (and dreadfully disappointing) Poker Face lyrics from Glee.  Time to update this post with the far more clever Neutra Face lyrics. Enjoy! <img src='http://www.ruthkalinka.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Neutra Face</p>
<p>I lay it out like they do in magazines<br />
check out this typeface it&#8217;s like smoking nicotine (I love it)<br />
using Adobe&#8217;s not the same without a Mac<br />
if it was lead it would be lined up on a track</p>
<p>Oh, oh, oh, oh,<br />
I&#8217;ll mock it up, show you what I got<br />
Oh, oh, oh, oh,<br />
I&#8217;ll mock it up, show you what I got</p>
<p>You&#8217;ll read my, You&#8217;ll read my,<br />
You can read my Neutra Face<br />
(Even if it&#8217;s bold italic)<br />
You&#8217;ll read my, You&#8217;ll read my,<br />
You can read my Neutra Face<br />
(Even if it&#8217;s bold italic)</p>
<p>N-n-n-neutra face, n-n-n-neutra face</p>
<p>Thought about Futura but the em space was to wide<br />
not even when condensed, believe me I&#8217;ve already tried<br />
Gill sans the G is wack when it&#8217;s in lowercase<br />
Avante Garde you make me hard but like Helvetica you&#8217;ve been played</p>
<p>(Chorus)</p>
<p>I won&#8217;t tell you that you&#8217;re modern<br />
post- or nouveau<br />
cause I&#8217;m hype&#8217;n with my type&#8217;n<br />
I&#8217;m not freehandin&#8217;, letterpressin&#8217;, texting or skywriting<br />
like a finger on a keyboard<br />
break a nail before I cross you<br />
see my references, reference this<br />
check this font cause it&#8217;s sans serif</p>
<p>(Chorus)</p>
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		<title>By: Tim</title>
		<link>http://www.ruthkalinka.com/2009/12/04/awesome-lady-gaga-parody-neutra-face/comment-page-1/#comment-229</link>
		<dc:creator>Tim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 02:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Haha! That just made my night!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haha! That just made my night!</p>
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